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1. "The most out-there thing I'm saying is, ‘Don't have babies. Don't get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that." ~ Roseanne Barr
2. "Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles." ~ Roseanne Barr
3. "Excuse the mess, but we live here." ~ Roseanne Barr
4. "I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on." ~ Roseanne Barr
5. "Women are cursed, and men are the proof." ~ Roseanne Barr
6. "Sometimes for me not throwing a tantrum is what running a marathon or swimming the English Channel must be like for others of a less-challenging emotional nature..." ~ Roseanne Barr
7. "This producer was a woman, a type I became acquainted with at the beginning of my stand-up career in Denver. I cared little for them: blondes in high heels who were so anxious to reach the professional level of the men they worshipped, fawned over, served, built up, and flattered that they would stab other women in the back. They are the ultimate weapon used by men against actual feminists who try to work in media, and they are never friends to other women, you can trust me on that." ~ Roseanne Barr
8. "Berharap hidup memperlakukanmu dengan baik karena kamu orang baik, itu sama konyolnya seperti berharap banteng takkan menandukmu karena kamu vegetarian" ~ Roseanne Barr
9. "A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego." ~ Roseanne Barr
10. "The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." ~ Roseanne Barr
11. "As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job." ~ Roseanne Barr
12. "Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself." ~ Roseanne Barr
13. "My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel." ~ Roseanne Barr
14. "Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?" ~ Roseanne Barr
15. "The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner." ~ Roseanne Barr
16. "Growing up in a Jewish matriarchal world inside the patriarchal paradise of Salt Lake City, Utah, gave me increased perspective on gender issues, as it also did my gay brother and my lesbian sister. Our younger sister is the perfect Jewish-American wife and mother, and is fiercely proud of that fact." ~ Roseanne Barr
17. "You can always get better. Nobody can stop you from getting better, and nobody can stop you from trying to make something right." ~ Roseanne Barr
18. "Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids." ~ Roseanne Barr
19. "Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce." ~ Roseanne Barr
20. "I was completely nuts for most of my life." ~ Roseanne Barr
21. "I am a woman, therefore I am a problem solver." ~ Roseanne Barr
22. "I know how to do anything, I'm a mom." ~ Roseanne Barr
23. "It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it." ~ Roseanne Barr
24. "My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact." ~ Roseanne Barr
25. "The real truth is, I just want to keep the voice of dissent alive in all of our elections. I don't really want to hang out with politicians." ~ Roseanne Barr
26. "Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with." ~ Roseanne Barr
27. "I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids." ~ Roseanne Barr
28. "To expect life to treat you good is foolish as hoping a bull won't hit you because you are a vegetarian." ~ Roseanne Barr

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