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1. "If you've never woken up from a car accident to discover that your wife is dead and you're an animated, rotting corpse, then you probably wouldn't understand." ~ S.G. Browne
2. "My mother tries to explain that I need support and that I'm just going through a period of adjustment. "Like puberty," she says." ~ S.G. Browne
3. "It's a lot to live up to. These pressures of achieving. From the moment you're born, you're pounded with the expectations of what you need to actualize in order to become a success. Go to college. Get married. Raise a family. It's what you're supposed to do. The plans you're supposed to make. The life you're supposed to live. Diverge from the norm and you're frowned upon. Questioned. Shunned. There's something wrong with you if you're not interested in improving yourself. If you can't make a commitment of marriage. If you don't want to have children. So people earn a college degree so they can get a good job. They work at a job they hate just to earn a living. They spend two months' salary on an engagement ring. They pop out a couple of kids they don't really want just so they can fit in. Because it's what their parents did. Because it's what society expects you to do. Because it's safer to take the same path everyone else has traveled. Truth is, no one's listening to Robert Frost." ~ S.G. Browne
4. "This growing attached to people really sucks." ~ S.G. Browne
5. "All these commercials about health and diet and fitness. All of these ads for waistlines and libidos and teeth whiteners. If you're not taking care of yourself or eating right or exercising, if you're overweight or you have a small penis or you don't have bright enough teeth, then there's something wrong with you. Spiritually. Physically. Morally. Instead of being defined by your actions, you're defined instead by your smile. Your sexual performance. Your percentage of body fat." ~ S.G. Browne
6. "If I could blush, I'd be a third degree sunburn." ~ S.G. Browne
7. "Jimmy nods. Being with him like this, without the attitude and looking at me with complete trust, almost makes me understand why parents would go through the trouble of dealing with all of the bullshit of having kids. Then I remember how he told me I smelled like cat pee, and the moment passes." ~ S.G. Browne
8. "I want to run out and buy her flowers and candy and other things that will wilt and die or rot her teeth." ~ S.G. Browne
9. "love is a like a good book you can't put down and you wish would never end. But with Infatuation and Lust, rather than enjoying how the story unfolds, you just skip to the last chapter." ~ S.G. Browne
10. "But what am I, if not an infant? Born into a world of decay. Relearning how to walk and talk. Suckling from the bosom of hope." ~ S.G. Browne

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