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1. "This bastard was in a self-help program? For what? Square-jawed, cleft-chin sufferers? Handsome Bastards Anonymous?" ~ Susan Juby
2. "My heart kind of hurt when I looked at her. Not because I was in love, but because I could tell from looking at her that she didn't hate herself. Not only didn't she seem to hate herself, she barely seemed to think about herself. How fucking glorious must that be?" ~ Susan Juby
3. "Wetting one's pants is no kind of self-esteem builder." ~ Susan Juby
4. "In the future if my mother tries to shame me with her disapproval, I will let her know in no uncertain terms that I reject her and all of her codependent baggage. I am Codependent No More." ~ Susan Juby
5. "I think MacGregor might be a genius. Anyone so oblivious to the horror of the human world must be." ~ Susan Juby
6. "Much as I usually dislike nice, positive people, I have to admit that Margaret isn't bad." ~ Susan Juby
7. "Not being a big one for having friends, I had no idea what I was going to do with Aubrey, you know, to entertain him." ~ Susan Juby
8. "Well, at least I can spare myself the ordeal of a whole battery of personality tests. My personality is poor; that much is clear." ~ Susan Juby
9. "Can you dance?Of course, I said, even though I can't really. I think enthusiasm counts for a lot in dancing and in life." ~ Susan Juby
10. "I'm already in the late stages of advanced detachment where my mother is concerned. With a little practice I could feel that way about everyone." ~ Susan Juby
11. "My mom made the trays out of kits she bought at Michaels. She's crackled the shit out of them so they look like they're covered in diseased rhino skins." ~ Susan Juby
12. "The old man kept going about how he could never keep her home, how she loved to roam. He said she should have been a sheep in the foothills of Scotland. Now if that wasn't a load of shit I don't know what is. I'll tell you why that sheep roamed. The fences around here was held up with goddamn binder twine and half-assed prayers. That's why." ~ Susan Juby
13. "I debated whether to tell them I had long since abandoned my writing career and moved into radishes and fraud, but decided the timing was wrong." ~ Susan Juby
14. "Earl had let Bertie off the porch for some fresh grass and I didn't want Dr. Eustace to see her. She still looked as though we'd put Hannibal Lecter in charge of her shearing and had hired the special effects team from Night of the Living Dead to bandage her." ~ Susan Juby
15. "I may never recover. It was like an out-of-body experience. I'm an alien trying on human rituals." ~ Susan Juby
16. "People never like to talk about their slower relatives. I got a cousin, twice removed, got webs between his toes, ain't said one word his whole life. You never hear about him in the family newsletter that goes around every Christmas. Hell, nobody mentions me, either, if it comes to that. Families is funny about who they advertise." ~ Susan Juby
17. "...like the twig furniture she made, thinking it was going to make us rich, only she's shit with a hammer and nails and the stuff ended up being deadly. You were practically begging for a colonoscopy if you sat on it." ~ Susan Juby
18. "I haven't been that happy since I became conscious for the first time, you know, when I became aware of myself and got so uncomfortable and everything." ~ Susan Juby
19. "It's been a pretty tough day," he said. "No sense making it worse with a salad." ~ Susan Juby
20. "Good luck with that," I said. Because seriously. The fuck? Strawberry social? Did I somehow move onto the set of the remake of Little House on the Prairie?" ~ Susan Juby
21. "I had this vision of the two of us holding hands or getting into some light petting behind shower curtains or up in the fencing aisle or some shit." ~ Susan Juby

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On the flight over to Chicago, I thought of a story Mom had once told me from her days as a pediatric nurse. "There was this little boy I was taking care of," she said "and he was terminally ill,and we all knew it,but he kept hanging on and hanging on. He wouldn't die, it was so sad.And his parents were always there with him,giving him so much love and support,but he was in so much pain,and it really was,time for him to go.So finally some of us nurses took his father aside and we told him, 'You have to tell your son it's okay for him to go. You have to give him permission.' And so the father took his son in his arms and he sat with him in a chair and held on to him and told him over and over, that it was okay for him to go,and,well,after a few moments,his son died."
Author: Anthony Rapp

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