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1. "I suppose I could have been nicer when I was at Columbia. I could have been polite, respectful, turned in my papers on time. Funny thing is, I knew a guy like that. English major. Loved to read. Never got in any trouble, just hung out in Butler Library reading poetry and English history. Ran into him the other day. Guy has three master's degrees, taught high school, even did a few years in the Marines. Know what he does today? He makes $9.75 an hour as a librarian.I was a jerk when I went to Columbia. But I was never a sucker." ~ Ted Rall
2. "Anyway, I tried liking Jimmy Corrigan but I couldn't." ~ Ted Rall
3. "At this point, American workers are pretty respectful of the bosses they loathe." ~ Ted Rall
4. "Even though I'm a leftist. I think the left eats its own." ~ Ted Rall
5. "I think Dilbert is actually a radical strip." ~ Ted Rall
6. "I'm a better editorial cartoonist by default because so many editorial cartoonists out there are so awful." ~ Ted Rall
7. "I'm a better polemicist in prose." ~ Ted Rall
8. "There was an honorable tradition of using anonymous sources that was ruined by Jayson Blair." ~ Ted Rall
9. "Up until 1995, I still had a day job that I hated. I was still personally involved in things in the 90s." ~ Ted Rall
10. "When I put together a graphic novel, I don't think about literary prose. I think about storytelling." ~ Ted Rall
11. "But now that I'm cartooning full-time, I'm more of an observer. I'm talking to people who are experiencing these things. But it's not like being in the trenches." ~ Ted Rall
12. "The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron." ~ Ted Rall
13. "Money stress is what used to remind me of my Dad most." ~ Ted Rall
14. "I think jazz is good, but I don't enjoy it. It's not for me." ~ Ted Rall
15. "If I had to rank my skills, I have a long way to go before I can write a good graphic novel." ~ Ted Rall
16. "It's a perfectly valid position to not like Shakespeare." ~ Ted Rall
17. "On the ground, Pakistan is the most virulently anti-American state on the planet." ~ Ted Rall
18. "When you do a cartoon based on news headlines, you do it based on incomplete information." ~ Ted Rall
19. "Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal. You can get more points if you make fun of your own side sometimes." ~ Ted Rall
20. "Anyone should be able to read comics." ~ Ted Rall
21. "Hail, Columbia! Home of the six inch cockroach and the stadium-sized lecture hall. A reservation for rich white people guarded by poor brown people in a sea of urban decay. Where nobody on the faculty has ever spent ten minutes in the freshman dorm, but everybody talks about humanism and compassion. They teach you that military people are scum, trash, the lowest of the low -- and then they assign Homer's ILIAD just to develop your sense of irony. Where else can you see three suicides a month dismissed as "slightly above average, but better than Smith or Brown?" ~ Ted Rall

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