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1. "Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it." ~ Trey Parker
2. "People have a lot of different beliefs, and at the end of the day, we all have deeply held beliefs that probably don't make sense to anyone else." ~ Trey Parker
3. "Even if you're not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and redemption." ~ Trey Parker
4. "I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff." ~ Trey Parker
5. "Once you have kids, you think like a parent. You get a lot more protective." ~ Trey Parker
6. "I hate puppets so much." ~ Trey Parker
7. "You don't need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado." ~ Trey Parker
8. "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?" ~ Trey Parker
9. "I grew up with the religion of 'Star Wars,' frankly. That's when I realized there is something bigger out there... and it's called The Force." ~ Trey Parker
10. "I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid." ~ Trey Parker
11. "Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market." ~ Trey Parker
12. "Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be." ~ Trey Parker
13. "I find Mormons adorable." ~ Trey Parker
14. "I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person." ~ Trey Parker
15. "Any job is a job. If you have to be doing something, then you're probably not enjoying it." ~ Trey Parker
16. "Bargaining makes you come up with the best ideas." ~ Trey Parker
17. "I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister." ~ Trey Parker
18. "I can feel myself dying inside." ~ Trey Parker
19. "I don't want to say never, but I hope I don't become that 'take me seriously now' guy." ~ Trey Parker
20. "I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the markWhen he made Pearl Harbor. I miss you more than that movie missed the pointAnd that's an awful lot, girl. And now, now you've gone awayAnd all I'm trying to say, is: Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you.I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting schoolHe was terrible in that film. I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger partHe's way better than Ben Affleck. And now, all I can think about is your smileand that shitty movie, too. Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you. Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies? I guess Pearl Harbor suckedjust a little bit more than I miss you." ~ Trey Parker
21. "Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved,it would be much simpler, but much less magical" ~ Trey Parker
22. "The most punk-rock thing you can do in L.A. is to say ‘George Bush is fucking awesome' instead of talking about how lame it is that he's fighting for oil." ~ Trey Parker
23. "I have maggots in my scrotum." ~ Trey Parker
24. "Kim Jong Il: Hans Brix? Oh no! Oh, herro. Great to see you again, Hans!Hans Blix: Mr. Il, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today, but your guards won't let me enter certain areas.Kim Jong Il: Hans, Hans, Hans! We've been frew this a dozen times. I don't have any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?Hans Blix: Then let me look around, so I can ease the UN's collective mind. I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me in, or else.Kim Jong Il: Or else what?Hans Blix: Or else we will be very angry with you... and we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are." ~ Trey Parker
25. "Kyle, every boy pays for kisses. Do you know what I am saying? If you've got a girl, and she kisses you, sooner or later you're paying for it. You've gotta take her out to lunch, take her to a movie, and then spend time listenin' to all her stupid problems. Look, look at Stan right there. [Kyle turns to see Stan, who's listening to Wendy over at the merry-go-round] Why he's gotta sit there and listen to her stupid motherfuckin' problems 'cause she kisses him. If you ask me, that's a lot more than the five dollars my company charges." ~ Trey Parker
26. "The basis of all reasoning is the mind's awareness of itself. What we think, the external objects we perceive, are all like actors that come on and off stage. But our consciousness, the stage itself, is always present to us." ~ Trey Parker

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