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1. "See, I thought gay sex would be all different and weird, but it was just like having sex with a woman, except way hotter. I guess you can't believe stuff you see on the Internet, because you know, the hot gay sex I had last night was totally awesome, and nobody like, put their entire hand in my butt." Doug stood and walked over to Stephen, who was shoving a bagel into a Ziploc bag. "Anyway, hold on, here he is," Doug said into the phone, and then held it out towards him. "It's your mom." ~ Valerie Z. Lewis
2. "And this song," Doug said as the CD advanced to the next track, "Makes me think about how Stephen's love completes my soul." Rapid-fire drumming led into lyrics describing the satisfaction one felt when pointing a Glock at a filthy puta." ~ Valerie Z. Lewis
3. "What kind of sick freak makes people climb onto his roof to smoke?" Wilson asked." ~ Valerie Z. Lewis
4. "I also decided I want to have a meaningful relationship. But only with one person. And then stay with that person for a long time. Like, uh, monography."Stephen types a few keys in a quick rhythm. "It's shame your epiphany wasn't accompanied by a thesaurus." ~ Valerie Z. Lewis
5. "Carpe Rectum. Seize the hot ass the good Lord has provided." ~ Valerie Z. Lewis
6. "Stephen is my boyfriend," Doug said. "We're gay together.""I'm also gay when we're apart," Stephen added." ~ Valerie Z. Lewis

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The large majority of the Negroes who have put on the finishing touches of our best colleges are all but worthless in the development of their people."
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