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1. "I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home." ~ W. C. Fields
2. "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull." ~ W. C. Fields
3. "Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler." ~ W. C. Fields
4. "I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally." ~ W. C. Fields
5. "Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." ~ W. C. Fields
6. "It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to." ~ W. C. Fields
7. "I like children - fried." ~ W. C. Fields
8. "Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink." ~ W. C. Fields
9. "A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money." ~ W. C. Fields
10. "Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against." ~ W. C. Fields
11. "Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream." ~ W. C. Fields
12. "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food." ~ W. C. Fields
13. "No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree." ~ W. C. Fields
14. "Start every day off with a smile and get it over with." ~ W. C. Fields
15. "I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it." ~ W. C. Fields
16. "The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep." ~ W. C. Fields
17. "You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it." ~ W. C. Fields
18. "Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake." ~ W. C. Fields
19. "A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her." ~ W. C. Fields

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