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1. "A few alligators are naturally of the vicious type and inclined to resent it when you prod them with a stick. You can find out which ones these are by prodding them." ~ Will Cuppy
2. "Whales are silly once every two years. The young are called short-heads or baby blimps. Many whale romances begin in Baffin's bay and end in Procter and Gamble's factory, Staten Island." ~ Will Cuppy
3. "As llamas have never heard of oxygen, they do not miss it." ~ Will Cuppy
4. "The average sparrow is something of a bore and the trouble is that all sparrows are average." ~ Will Cuppy
5. "All modern men are descended from wormlike creatures, but it shows more on some people." ~ Will Cuppy
6. "Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much." ~ Will Cuppy
7. "The Pike is the meanest and most vicious of fresh-water fishes. This is caused by heredity and environment, or unfortunate social conditions in the water." ~ Will Cuppy
8. "Pike spawn in February, March, and April because they cannot wait until May." ~ Will Cuppy
9. "It's easy to see the faults in people, I know; and it's harder to see the good. Especially when the good isn't there." ~ Will Cuppy
10. "There are 2,500 kinds of sponges, all of them consist largely of holes." ~ Will Cuppy
11. "Infant wart hogs resemble both sides of the family." ~ Will Cuppy
12. "Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something." ~ Will Cuppy
13. "Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people." ~ Will Cuppy
14. "Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons." ~ Will Cuppy
15. "If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence." ~ Will Cuppy
16. "Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes." ~ Will Cuppy
17. "Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential." ~ Will Cuppy
18. "The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for." ~ Will Cuppy
19. "I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country." ~ Will Cuppy
20. "It is really surprising what may be done in the home with a small can of paint, if you aren't careful." ~ Will Cuppy
21. "Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts." ~ Will Cuppy
22. "He had also learned that there is no use murdering people; there are always so many left, and if you tried to murder them all you would never get anything else done." ~ Will Cuppy
23. "A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself." ~ Will Cuppy
24. "The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp." ~ Will Cuppy

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Must is the word... You can not fail if you resolutely determine that you will not... Always bear in mind that your resolution to succeed is more important that any other thing."
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