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Browse top 21 most favorite famous quotes and sayings by Zach Galifianakis.

Favorite Zach Galifianakis Quotes

1. "I don't like cursing in movies. I feel like cursing has become the new hackiness. You try to find substitutions for cursing." ~ Zach Galifianakis
2. "I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers." ~ Zach Galifianakis
3. "Hollywood's built on insecurity. People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way." ~ Zach Galifianakis
4. "That show, 'The Amazing Race' - is that about white people?" ~ Zach Galifianakis
5. "I have a 60-acre farm in North Carolina, and I have a tractor and a farmhouse. As soon as I groom the land, I want to put cabins around and have a place where people can write and hang out. It'll be either that or an all-black nudist colony." ~ Zach Galifianakis
6. "A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is wrong. I always think the audience is wrong." ~ Zach Galifianakis
7. "Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself." ~ Zach Galifianakis
8. "I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling." ~ Zach Galifianakis
9. "I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it." ~ Zach Galifianakis
10. "I haven't been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in '92." ~ Zach Galifianakis
11. "I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do." ~ Zach Galifianakis
12. "I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie." ~ Zach Galifianakis
13. "Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious." ~ Zach Galifianakis
14. "I used to be really cute. I could send you earlier photos where I'm stunning. But I've gained about twenty pounds over the past two years, and the more weight I've put on, the more success I've had. If you drew a diagram of weight gain and me getting more work, a mathematician would draw some conclusions from that." ~ Zach Galifianakis
15. "I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny." ~ Zach Galifianakis
16. "My name is Zach Galifianakis and I hope I'm pronouncing that right. I'm named after my granddad, my middle name. My name is Zach Granddad Galifianakis." ~ Zach Galifianakis
17. "It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me.' Being popular is poison." ~ Zach Galifianakis
18. "I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that." ~ Zach Galifianakis
19. "I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal." ~ Zach Galifianakis
20. "I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese." ~ Zach Galifianakis
21. "I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something." ~ Zach Galifianakis

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